Marital Jokes-2 (from S.B)

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and
> were
giving each
> other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realised that
> the next day he
> would need his wife to wake him at 5:00am for an early
> morning business
> flight.
> Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and
> LOSE), he wrote on
> a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00am.'
> He left it where he knew she would find it. The next
> morning the man woke
> up, only to discover it was 9:00am and he had missed his
> flight.
> Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't
> wakened him when
> he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
> The paper said, 'It is 5:00am. Wake up.'