Friday, June 6, 2008

Marital Jokes-1 (from S.B)

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding,he laid down the following rules:

> 'I'll be home when I want, if I want, at what time I want and I don't expect
> any hassles from you.

>I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.

>I'll go hunting, fishing,boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies,
and don't you give me a hard time about it.

>Those are my rules. Any comments?'

> His new bride replied, 'No, that's fine with me.

> Just understand…there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether
you're here or not.'

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