Marital Jokes-3 (from S.B)

A man has six children and is very proud of his
> achievement. He is so proud
> of himself, that he starts calling his wife, 'Mother of
> Six' in spite of her
> objections.
> One night, they go to a party. The man decides it is time
> to go home
> and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as
> well.
> He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home,
> Mother of Six?'
> His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of
> discretion, shouts right back,
> 'Any time you're ready, Father of Four.'

Marital Jokes-2 (from S.B)

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and
> were
giving each
> other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realised that
> the next day he
> would need his wife to wake him at 5:00am for an early
> morning business
> flight.
> Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and
> LOSE), he wrote on
> a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00am.'
> He left it where he knew she would find it. The next
> morning the man woke
> up, only to discover it was 9:00am and he had missed his
> flight.
> Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't
> wakened him when
> he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
> The paper said, 'It is 5:00am. Wake up.'

Marital Jokes-1 (from S.B)

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding,he laid down the following rules:

> 'I'll be home when I want, if I want, at what time I want and I don't expect
> any hassles from you.

>I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.

>I'll go hunting, fishing,boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies,
and don't you give me a hard time about it.

>Those are my rules. Any comments?'

> His new bride replied, 'No, that's fine with me.

> Just understand…there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether
you're here or not.'