Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Why Chinese Shouldn't have Christian names

Anne Chang
==> (Mandarin) - Dirty


Anne Chin
==>(Mandarin) - Keep quiet


Faye Chen
==>(Mandarin) - Dusty


Carl Cheng
==>(Hokkien) - Buttock


Monica Cheng
==>(Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks


Lucy Leow
==>(Hokkien) - You are dead


Jane Tan
==>(Mandarin) - Frying eggs


Suzie Leow
==>(Hokkien) - Lost till death


Henry Mah
==>(Mandarin) - Hate your mum


Corrine Tai
==>(Hokkien) - Poor fellow


Paul Chan
==>(Mandarin) - Bankrupt


Nelson Tan
==>(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs


Leslie Tong
==>(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin


Carmen Teng
==>(Hokkien) - Leg hair long


Connie Mah
==>(Cantonese) - Call your mother


Danny See
==>(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death


Rosie Teng
==>(Hokkien) - Screws and nails


Pete Tsai
==>(Hokkien) - Nose droppings


Macy Koh
==>(Cantonese) - Never die before

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What about Edwin Chow??