Marital Jokes-3 (from S.B)

A man has six children and is very proud of his
> achievement. He is so proud
> of himself, that he starts calling his wife, 'Mother of
> Six' in spite of her
> objections.
> One night, they go to a party. The man decides it is time
> to go home
> and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as
> well.
> He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home,
> Mother of Six?'
> His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of
> discretion, shouts right back,
> 'Any time you're ready, Father of Four.'

Marital Jokes-2 (from S.B)

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and
> were
giving each
> other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realised that
> the next day he
> would need his wife to wake him at 5:00am for an early
> morning business
> flight.
> Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and
> LOSE), he wrote on
> a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00am.'
> He left it where he knew she would find it. The next
> morning the man woke
> up, only to discover it was 9:00am and he had missed his
> flight.
> Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't
> wakened him when
> he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
> The paper said, 'It is 5:00am. Wake up.'

Marital Jokes-1 (from S.B)

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding,he laid down the following rules:

> 'I'll be home when I want, if I want, at what time I want and I don't expect
> any hassles from you.

>I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.

>I'll go hunting, fishing,boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies,
and don't you give me a hard time about it.

>Those are my rules. Any comments?'

> His new bride replied, 'No, that's fine with me.

> Just understand…there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether
you're here or not.'

Living Will (from BB Lim)

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a

"Living Will"

"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine

and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.

PLASTIC GORENG PISANG WILL MAKE YOU SICK, fm GCY

This is a true story.

Mum said my uncle saw it in Tunjang (Kedah) and the pasar malam in Titi Chai Kangar (Perlis) where goreng pisang was sold on afternoons.

The hawker added a plastic drinking straw into a wok of hot oil and let it melt completely before he started to fry some bananas in the bubbling oil.

This is why some fried bananas and ubi are so crispy... For hours...!!

My uncle asked the hawker about this, but the hawker did not answer him. When my uncle told my mum about this, they realised this is how the hawkers ensure that fried food stays crispy for their customers. My mum said that in Thailand, they do the same thing to keep fried ikan bilis and fried onions crispy, even if left in the open for hours!!

Another time, I was with my family in Cameron Highlands. It was 3:00 PM and we were hanging around the market area, where there were several hawker stalls.

At one of them, there was a big wok of boiling oil with an empty plastic bottle floating in it and slowly melting. At first I thought it had fallen into the oil accidentally, but then I saw a little girl, about 7-years old, holding a pair of chopsticks and stirring the bottle around in the hot oil.

I realised, Oh my God... These people were using melted plastic to fry food, so that the fried snacks would not turn soft when it cooled down later.

Please forward to all your friends... DO NOT EAT CRISPY FRIED SNACKS from the hawkers!! Even if you don't see them melting the plastic in oil, they might have added the plastic a few hours before. After all, they keep the black oil for next day's frying as well, to save cost on cooking oil.

10 reasons why you should leave office by 6 pm

Good Old Fashioned Pancakes

INGREDIENTS

# 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
# 3 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
# 1 teaspoon salt
# 1 tablespoon white sugar
# 1 1/4 cups milk
# 1 egg
# 3 tablespoons butter, melted
DIRECTIONS

1. In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter; mix until smooth.
2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.